(Taken from http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/22/twilight.fans/index.html)
Read that. Let that quote simmer in your brain.
Feel that growing burning sensation? That feeling that maybe you've got a fever going? Good, you're on the right path.
Sim--Hopefully your brain is boiling now, overcome with the complete insanity of what John Henson, male, 33, said about the Twilight series of books. A few things:
1) The fact you're a giant pussy who cries because two fictional characters break up with each other does not make Stephenie Meyer a brilliant writer. It's makes you a pussy.
2) I changed my mind. There's just one thing.
How is this possible? How does a poorly written series of books with universally terrible reviews generate such insanity among people?
I think it's possible that Twilight is part of a global terrorist conspiracy aimed at destroying the US by making women so convinced that the only reason to go through the reproductive process is that your mate meets the qualifications of being:
- Incredibly attractive
- Devoted to your every whim
- A vampire